My friend Alan is in his 70's, and in a long-term committed straight relationship. Recently, he drove to pick up a male friend. Alan found a parking place at the curb across the street from his friend's building, and waited for his friend to come out.
Someone opened the rear door on the driver's side of his car, got in, and sat down. The lady was young and quite attractive. She asked if it was "OK" for her to bring her dog, "Princess", a small white dog which she held in her arms.
Alan deduced quickly what just happened, and said "I'm sorry, but I'm not your Uber car."
The young woman apologized, and started to step out of the car.
Just then, Alan's friend showed up, to see the attractive young thing exiting Alan's car. Alan had some explaining to do.
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